Sunday, March 28, 2010

cordial

Amanda: A starbucks sounds amazing right now and would wake me up!
Brittney: O my gosh, it does! Let's go get one before class. Want to?
Amanda: Perfect plan!
(Ten minutes later they arrive at starbucks and are about to order)
Employee: Hi there, what can I get you this morning?
Amanda: hmm.. I would like a grande carmel machiato please.
Employee: Alright, a grande carmel machiato. Anything else?
Brittney: Ya, and I will have a grande, non-fat, white mocha please.
Employee: Ok, so grande carmel machiato and a grande, non-fat, white mocha. You total is going to be $7.89 please.
(Amanda, reaches for her purse and pulls out her wallet. However, Brittney gives the employee her credit card, to pay for both drinks, before Amanda even pulls out her cash.
Brittney: Amanda, I got it. My treat hun!
Amanda: Awww...Thanks hun! You're such a cordial sister! You're always so sweet and offer to do things for me. hmm.. Tell ya what, I will pay for lunch today, deal? I need to do something in return for everything you do for me.
Brittney: Deal! And, I do these things because I love you!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Authoritarian


The teacher had become an authoritarian teacher because of past students never listened to him




Subjugate

Did Jon subjugate at the game last night?

Vitriolic


Some people are so vitriolic in an argument; do they think it will help the situation?

Insipid

Kim: Hey Sally, Do you want to see my new shoes?
Sally: Sure Kim.
Kim: So what do you think about them?
Sally: I actually think they are very insipid, and something that you wouldn't catch me wearing.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Efface

Is it really possible that the world will come to an end in 2012?

- It is proved to be impossible to efface the whole planet. The amount of matter in space would never allow that to happen

Rebuff

Why is it that bullies have to rebuff people that are smaller then them?

Turbulence

Did you have any turbulence on your flight back home?

Subjugate

Are women in west being subjugated or liberated

Salutary

The Food Pyramid is very salutary.See full size image

Usurp

http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110007734

This article is about how the American Congress can not usurp the President's ideas to spy on America's enemies because it is not acceptable to use other people's ideas as your own.

Efface

How are we going to efface the finger prints on the
door handel so that we won't get caught?

Insipid

Samantha: Hi June! How was your spring break?
June: Don't even mention it!
Samantha: Why? what happen?
June: That was the longest and most insipid spring break I ever had!
Samantha: Aww..really?
June: Yea..

Turbulence


During my flight down to Mexico, the plane I was riding experienced a lot of turbulence.

Bombastic

Jim: "WOW stevie you really gave a bombastic speech today in class!"

Stevie: Thanks Jimmy you did really good as well!

Jim: Tell your mom I said hello and thanks for the back massage.

Stevie: I sure will Jimmy! Have a nice day.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Meander

Student: "May I go to the bathroom Mrs. Jackson?"
Teacher: "Yes, but don't meander around, go straight there and then come right back."
Student: "Okay!" *runs out of room*

Irresolute

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930371

I am irresolute as to if this is amazing or just plain weird. Have to love the Germans for these game shows though.

Belittle

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1930736

This teacher is very belittling to his students.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Rebuff

My cat layed by me today, but when I tried to pet her, she rebuffed my attepts and instantly got up and walked away from me. It was a sad moment for me.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Static

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/blogs/snapcracklepop/couch-potato-tv-watching-lazy-bum-bastard-rupert-murdoch-star-tv-network-india-programme-guide.jpg

The couch potato is too static, he never moves around!

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/blogs/snapcracklepop/couch-potato-tv-watching-lazy-bum-bastard-rupert-murdoch-star-tv-network-india-programme-guide.jpg

Monday, March 15, 2010

Virtuoso


This dancer can turn thirty-six pirouettes. She is a dancing virtuoso and should become a professional dancer for a living.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Peruse


As you see, Snowball is thoroughly perusing his book.


Monday, March 1, 2010

Peruse

cat_reading_book.jpg As you see, Snowball is thoroughly perusing his book.